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False Equivalences

 ·  ☕ 1 min read  ·  ✍️ Peter Hiltz

I don’t know about you, but I often see exchanges of the following type (replace “murder” with any of a thousand different behaviors which are unkind to other people):

  1. Team Humanity member: “Murder is wrong. Gang A and Gang B murder people. Stop it.”

  2. Gang A member: “That is false equivalence. Gang B murders more people and more enthusiastically than we do.”

  3. Team Humanity member: “Stop murdering people.”

  4. Gang A member: “Stop looking at us, see point 2.”

  5. Gang B member: “Team Humanity agrees that Gang A murders people enthusiatically.”

  6. Gang B members all together: “Kill Gang A. Kill Gang A.”

  7. Team Humanity member: “Everyone stop murdering people.”

  8. Gang B members all together: “Kill Gang A. Kill Gang A.”

  9. Gang A members: “Now see what you’ve done, Team Humanity. This is all your fault.”

I’m on Team Humanity. I hate you all. Just stop it.

As usual, feel free to disagree using this contact link. My world view is a hypothesis, not a belief.

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Peter Hiltz
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Peter Hiltz
Retired International Tax Lawyer