Mondays. Everyone’s “favorite” day of the week

Mondays

Time-Signature: 3/4 Capo: 2 Comments: Style: Strum Tempo: 116

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    All of the teachers I suffered in college were vain
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    and all of the girls that I dated were quite insane
      F       F                G           G          Am   Amsus4 G
    I somehow survived all the torture and 4 years of pain
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    And now I can state without question or hate
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    It prepared me for Mondays

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    I work in an office, the customers think they are right
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    The boss has no clue and I get nothing done until night
        F              F          G         G             Am     Amsus4 G
    But checks come on Friday and I can pay bills without fright
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    So my (kitten/puppy) and I can sit under the sky
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    and play until Monday

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    I googled myself to see if I was famous at all
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    There were no results and my ego took quite a fall
        F          F            G           G           Am   Amsus4 G
    But it doesn't matter, I’ll not turn my face to the wall
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    I'll hold my head high and I can defy
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    A life full of Mondays
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